The stairs were right there. His legs were right there too. But why walk, when you can just lie down and let gravity do the work?
The footage opens with him already lying down. No warm-up, no second thoughts — just a calico-and-white cat, flat on his side, at the very top of a staircase in the golden hour light.
He never got up. Instead, he dragged himself forward, one lazy inch at a time, crawling down five whole steps without ever lifting a single paw off the concrete. Pure, uninterrupted commitment to doing the absolute minimum.
The community named it the "$LAZY moment" — proof that you can get anywhere in life without ever standing up for it, as long as you've got enough momentum (and a slight downward slope).
"Why walk down the stairs,
when you can ooze down them?"
— LazyCat, mid-crawl, step 3 of 5
We didn't want to overthink the structure either. So we just laid it all out step by step — same as our main character.
Just like our hero, feel free to lie there a bit longer before you start. Nobody's in a rush.
Install any wallet that supports the right network. This will take even less effort than the cat put into the entire video.
Buy the network's native coin on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
Connect your wallet to the DEX, paste the contract address, and swap. Done — now you can lie back down.